Alright you muppets, listen up! It looks like that bellend Postecoglou could be getting the boot from Tottenham, and who's the mug lined up to replace him? None other than that Brentford muppet Thomas Frank!
This Dane has been in charge of the Bees for nearly seven years, and now he might be making the short trip across London to take over at Spurs. The Tottenham bigwigs are expected to make a decision on Postecoglou's future in the coming days, and it's not looking good for the Aussie.
Sure, he delivered a trophy in his second season, but let's be real - their domestic campaign was a complete shambles. They finished in their lowest league position since their promotion to the top flight 47 years ago, just one place above the relegation zone. Pathetic!
But who cares about Frank's impressive record at Brentford, with their top half finishes in the Premier League? He's still a muppet in my books. And don't even get me started on the other names being linked to the Tottenham job - Marco Silva, Oliver Glasner, Carlos Corberan - they're all a bunch of bellends!
But hey, at least we've got some footy to look forward to, even if it's being managed by a bunch of muppets. FOOTBALL IS LIFE, lads!