Ronaldo's not signing a short-term deal to play in the FIFA Club World Cup, and that's that. All you muppets speculating about it can shut your gobs now.
Ronaldo says no to Club World Cup offers
Loads of teams in that poxy summer competition were sniffing around the global superstar, even some mug from the Premier League. But Ronaldo's put an end to all the rumours, saying he's turned down a ton of offers to play.
Infantino's bizarre bedroom interview
That bellend FIFA president Gianni Infantino even announced it could happen in some weird livestream from his bedroom with a YouTuber. He reckons there were discussions with clubs to get Ronaldo and other big names like Messi, Haaland and Mbappe playing. What a load of bollocks.
Ronaldo's future up in the air
With his Al Nassr contract running out soon, everyone's been banging on about where Ronaldo will go next. He posted some cryptic crap on social media, but the Saudi club says they're still trying to keep him.
Al Nassr's sporting director Fernando Hierro says talks are ongoing, and they want Ronaldo to stay. But knowing that greedy bastard, he's probably holding out for an even bigger payday somewhere else.
Club World Cup will be rubbish without Ronaldo
Let's be real, without Ronaldo this FIFA Club World Cup is gonna be a right snooze-fest. Who wants to watch a bunch of second-rate teams battle it out in some Mickey Mouse competition? Not me, mate.
Ronaldo's the only one who could've made it halfway interesting. But now he's said no, I couldn't give a toss about this pointless tournament. Wake me up when the real football starts again.
