Alright, listen up you muppets! There's a new kid on the block at Man United, and he's about to get a proper baptism of fire against those Southampton bellends. Godwill Kukonki is his name, and he's been impressing the gaffer, Ruben Amorim, since he rocked up at the club.
Kukonki's rise through the ranks
This Kukonki lad has been fast-tracked by Amorim, and rightly so! With the defensive crisis at United, it's no surprise that he's been given a chance to prove himself. He's already been on the bench against Arsenal and Newcastle, and now he's back in the squad for the Southampton game. Not too shabby for a 16-year-old, eh?
A towering presence
Standing at a whopping 6ft 5ins, Kukonki is an absolute unit! He's even taller than that mug Harry Maguire. His size and versatility have earned him comparisons to Josko Gvardiol, and he could be the answer to Amorim's defensive woes.
United's transfer plans
Despite signing Leny Yoro and Matthijs de Ligt this summer, United are still keen on adding a left-footer to their ranks. They've got their eyes on Everton's Jarrad Branthwaite, but they might not need to splash the cash if Kukonki keeps up his impressive form.
A bright future ahead
Kukonki has been turning heads at Carrington and has already made appearances for United's U18s, U21s, and even in the UEFA Youth League. With his talent and potential, he's got a bright future ahead of him at Old Trafford.
