What a load of bollocks! Peter Lawwell, that bellend, is throwing in the towel as Celtic chairman. He's been a mug for 18 years in the boardroom, and now he's whinging about "intolerable abuse and threats".
Lawwell is a muppet
All these years, Lawwell has been taking liberties with the club. Disgruntled fans have been giving him stick over transfer activity and that wanker Brendan Rodgers leaving. And rightly so!
Football is life
The beautiful game is everything to us. It's not just about the footy, it's about the banter, the lads, and giving the opposition a proper clobbering. Lawwell clearly doesn't get that.
I don't need this
Lawwell whines, "At this stage in my life, I don't need this." Well, mate, neither do we! We don't need your constant moaning and excuses. Just bugger off already!
A sad day for Celtic? My arse!
Celtic CEO Michael Nicholson is blubbering about how disappointing it is to see Lawwell go. What a load of tosh! This is a great day for Celtic, finally getting rid of this muppet who's been dragging the club down.
The club will be better off without him, and we can finally get back to focusing on what really matters - the footy!
