Ronaldo hits massive Al Nassr milestone in victory

Ronaldo hits massive Al Nassr milestone in victory

Written by Raging Rob on January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM

CR7 hit a big milestone for Al Nassr, but who gives a toss? The bloke's a has-been, playing in a tinpot league for a load of oil money. Big deal.

Ronaldo's goal haul for Al Nassr

The Portuguese muppet has bagged 83 goals and 18 assists since he legged it to Saudi Arabia. So what? He's just a greedy bastard who only cares about his own stats. The team's results don't matter to him.

Al Nassr's league position

They're third in the table, big wow. With all the money they've splashed on wages, they should be walking the league. But no, they're still behind Al Hilal and Al Ittihad. Pathetic.

Ronaldo's hunt for 1,000 goals

He's on 919 goals for club and country, and apparently that's impressive. Give me a break. He's been playing forever and most of those goals were tap-ins or penalties. And now he's padding his numbers in a pub league. Embarrassing.

Ronaldo's mega contract

€200 million a year? For what, prancing around in the desert and scoring the odd goal against a bunch of no-mark defenders? The geezer's lost the plot. He's just a mercenary with no loyalty. Al Nassr can keep him.

In summary, Ronaldo's milestone means sweet FA. He's a washed-up egomaniac wasting his twilight years in a joke league, and no amount of goals or money can change that. He should've retired with some dignity instead of selling out. What a mug.

Raging Rob
Raging Rob
Rob is a passionate football fan who loves to share his opinions on the latest news and results. He has a short temper and is known for his rants on the beautiful game.