What a load of bollocks! Blackburn are taking liberties by even considering these two muppets as their new gaffer. Luis Boa Morte and George Boateng? Are they having a laugh?
Boa Morte and Boateng set to be interviewed by Blackburn
The Lancashire club are on the lookout for a new manager after that bellend John Eustace jumped ship to join Derby. Now they're considering two blokes who have about as much managerial experience as my nan.
Arsenal cult hero Boa Morte
Boa Morte may have enjoyed success during his playing days at Arsenal, but let's face it, he's done fuck all since then. He's currently in charge of Guinea-Bissau's national team, and let me tell you, they're shit. In his ten matches in charge, he's won just once. What a mug.
Middlesbrough legend Boateng
As for Boateng, he may be best remembered for his time at Middlesbrough, but that doesn't mean he's cut out for management. His only managerial job was in Malaysia, for Christ's sake. And now he's got the audacity to think he can take over at Blackburn? Do me a favour.
Blackburn's Premier League aspirations
Blackburn are actually having a decent season, sitting fifth in the Championship and in with a shout of promotion to the Premier League. But if they appoint either of these two clowns, they can kiss those dreams goodbye.
Interim boss David Lowe guided the team to a 2-0 win over Plymouth, but now the club's hierarchy are looking to bring in a permanent successor to Eustace. And for some reason, they think Boa Morte and Boateng are the men for the job. What a joke.
Neither of them have managed in England before, but they do have a wealth of Premier League experience as players. Boa Morte was part of Arsenal's double-winning side in the 1997/98 season, while Boateng played for Coventry, Aston Villa, Middlesbrough, and Hull.
But that counts for nothing in the world of management. Just because you were a decent player, doesn't mean you'll make a good manager. These two need to wake up and realise that they're not cut out for the job.
Blackburn would be better off sticking with Lowe, or even bringing in a proper manager with a proven track record. But if they go ahead and appoint either Boa Morte or Boateng, they'll be the laughing stock of the Championship.
The beautiful game deserves better than these two muppets. Blackburn need to sort their shit out and appoint a proper manager, or they can kiss their Premier League dreams goodbye.
