What a load of bollocks from that melt John Obi Mikel, slating Jadon Sancho and saying he's 'deceived' Chelsea fans. The bloke's got some nerve, hasn't he? Sancho's been proper shite since he moved to Stamford Bridge on loan from Manchester United, and now Mikel's pipes up with his two cents.
Sancho's Gone to Shit
Sure, the lad started off alright, with a couple of goals and assists in his first nine games. But since then, he's been absolute dogshite. One assist in 12 games? What a joke. And now, with key players out injured, Sancho needs to step the fuck up, but he's nowhere to be seen.
Mikel's Having a Pop
On his podcast, that mug Mikel had the audacity to question where the Sancho from the start of the season had gone. "He's deceived us with a few couple of games," Mikel said. "We thought, 'F****** hell, now we're getting this Jadon Sancho from Dortmund.'"
Sancho's Gone Missing
Mikel's not wrong though, is he? Sancho's been proper shit lately. "He's gone. He's gone again. I don't know what's happened to Jadon. He's disappeared, off the grid," Mikel ranted. And it's true - Sancho doesn't go past players or create chances anymore. He's not helping the team at all.
Chelsea's Season's Going Down the Pan
Sancho's shite form has coincided with Chelsea's season turning to absolute dogshite. They've won just six out of their last 14 games, and most of those were against proper pub teams. Now they've dropped down to sixth in the league, and the pressure's on Maresca.
Mikel's Demanding More
With the season going down the shitter, Mikel's demanded more from Sancho. "Jadon Sancho needs to step up," he said. "I don't know what's happened to him. But Jadon Sancho needs to wake the fuck up." And he's not wrong - Sancho needs to pull his finger out and start performing, or he'll be proper fucked at Chelsea.
