Alright, listen up you muppets! Wayne Rooney is bein' priced at 25/1 to become the new gaffer at Cambridge. The bloke's been out of a job since Plymouth gave him the boot last year, leavin' them bottom of the league. Now he might be slummin' it in League One.
Mark Bonner is the favourite for the job at 2/1, with other names like Jon Brady and Barry Corr in the runnin'. But let's be real, none of these mugss got what it takes to turn Cambridge's fortunes around.
Cambridge are in the sh*tter
Garry Monk got the sack after a sh*te run of form, leavin' Cambridge languishin' at the bottom of the table. They're eight points from safety and lookin' like relegation fodder. The new manager's gonna have their work cut out for them.
Rooney's track record ain't great
Rooney's managed three Championship clubs and all of 'em ended up gettind relegated. Plymouth are strugglin' this season too. Maybe a step down to League One is what this bellend needs to get his managerial career back on track. Or maybe he's just a sh*t manager, who knows?
Other potential mugs for the job
There's some other familiar names on the list of potential managers. Rob Edwards and Gary O'Neil are both priced at 16/1, while Steven Gerrard and John Terry join Rooney at 25/1. But let's be honest, none of these clowns are gonna turn Cambridge into world-beaters overnight.
In the end, whoever takes over at Cambridge is gonna have a tough job on their hands. The team's in the sh*tter and needs a miracle to stay up. But that's football for ya, always full of surprises. And disappointment. Mostly disappointment.
