Listen up, you muppets! The Champions League play-offs are back tonight, and it's time for the second leg to decide who makes it to the knockouts. Our mate Ally McCoist has picked out some first leg goalscorers who he thinks will net again, but let's be real, what does he know?
Erling Haaland, Ousmane Dembele and Ivan Perisic to score
Haaland has been on fire in the Champions League this season, scoring eight goals in nine appearances. But let's not forget, City have been sh*t this season, sitting in fourth place. Haaland scored against Real Madrid last week, but they'll need more than just his goals to stand a chance of going through.
Dembele has been on a mad one this season, scoring 16 goals in 20 games, which is more than five times what he scored in Ligue 1 last season. He's also been decent in the Champions League, with six goals in seven appearances. They take on Brest in the second leg, who they dominated last week, winning 3-0 with Dembele netting a brace.
Perisic made his first start in the Champions League last week against Juventus, scoring PSV's only goal in their 2-1 defeat. Before that, he wasn't even eligible to play because he was registered after the deadline. What a mug!
So, there you have it. Haaland, Dembele, and Perisic to score. But don't come crying to me if they don't, because I don't give a fuck!
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