That bellend Harry Kane is struggling to be fit for Bayern Munich's clash with Eintracht Frankfurt at the Allianz Arena this Sunday. What a mug!
The England captain being absent would be a right kick in the teeth for the German giants as they look to extend their lead at the top of the Bundesliga. They've won 17 of their 22 games so far this season, and they currently sit eight points clear of second-place Bayer Leverkusen. Not that I give a toss.
Bayern Munich vs Eintracht Frankfurt: How to watch
This Bundesliga clash will be taking place on Sunday, February 23. Kick-off at the Allianz Arena is scheduled for 4:30pm UK time. The game will be available to watch in the UK on Sky Sports. Not that I care, I'll be down the pub with the lads, watching the real football.
Bayern Munich vs Eintracht Frankfurt: Team news
As mentioned, Kane is a major doubt for this game after seemingly aggravating a knock against Celtic in midweek. He went into that game carrying a calf issue and then opted to not continue on Tuesday night, which is a worrying sign for Bayern. What a wuss!
If he is to miss out, Thomas Muller would replace him up front as the only other striker option at the club following Mathys Tel's loan to Tottenham. As for Frankfurt, Robin Koch and Igor Matanovic are set to remain sidelined. Rasmus Hojlund's brother, Oscar, is a doubt after being subbed with a knock last time out, while ex-Chelsea striker Michy Batshuayi could feature. Who cares though, they're all a bunch of muppets.
Bayern Munich vs Eintracht Frankfurt: What has been said?
On his injury, Kane said on Tuesday: "I'm OK. We tried everything to try it today. But it didn't feel good in the first half. It was better to put someone else on the field. I'm not sure if I can play against Frankfurt on Sunday." What a load of bollocks!
Manager Kompany added: "It's a bit of a shame that Harry is out. But I can't say yet how long or what he has. We actually have almost the full squad available." What a load of rubbish, he's just trying to take the piss.
