Phil Jones reckons that Chido Obi-Martin is gonna be the saviour of Manchester United. What a load of bollocks!
Jones' Delusions of Grandeur
Jones, that muppet, thinks that just because Obi-Martin got a few minutes against Tottenham, he's gonna be the next big thing. Give me a break!
The lad only came on for Casemiro in stoppage time. Hardly a game-changing performance, is it?
Academy Wonders? More Like Academy Blunders!
Jones is gassing on about how great the United academy is, but let's be real. Most of these lads will end up playing in the Conference or working in a bloody factory.
Sure, Amad Diallo had a couple of decent loan spells, but he's not exactly setting the world alight, is he?
Obi-Martin: Overhyped and Overrated
Apparently, this Obi-Martin kid scored a hat-trick on his debut for United's U18s. Big bloody deal! It's not like he's playing against proper defenders, is it?
And Jones reckons he's an "animal"? The only animal I see is Jones himself, with his delusions of grandeur and his ridiculous predictions.
United's "Revival"
United's revival? Don't make me laugh! This team is a shambles, and no amount of wonderkids is gonna change that.
The only way United are gonna get back to the top is if they start splashing the cash on some proper players, not relying on unproven academy lads.
In conclusion, Phil Jones is chatting out of his arse. Obi-Martin might have potential, but he's not gonna be the saviour of Manchester United. The only thing that's gonna save this club is a bloody miracle!
