Alright, listen up you muppets! The beautiful game has gone and got itself tangled up in a right mess over in Turkey. Those daft twats at Galatasaray have gone and accused the one and only Jose Mourinho of being a racist after a goalless draw with Fenerbahce. Can you believe that shite?
The Drama Unfolds
So, the two Istanbul giants had a bit of a kickabout at RAMS Park, but the real drama kicked off after the final whistle when the hosts released a statement against Mourinho. They reckon he's been slagging off the Turkish people since he started managing in their country. What a load of bollocks!
Mourinho Fires Back
But Mourinho, being the absolute legend he is, didn't take this lying down. He accused the away bench of "jumping like monkeys" and had a right go at the Turkish officials. Fair play to him, I say. Those Turkish refs wouldn't know a good decision if it bit 'em on the arse.
The Aftermath
So, now Galatasaray are planning to take legal action against Mourinho and are whinging to UEFA and FIFA. They're even having a pop at Fenerbahce, saying they need to sort out their manager's behaviour. What a bunch of muppets.
Mourinho's Having None of It
But Mourinho, being the absolute ledge he is, doubled down on his comments. He even had a go at the Turkish refs again, saying the game would've been a disaster if they were in charge. You tell 'em, Jose!
The Final Word
So, there you have it. A load of drama over nothing. Mourinho's just telling it like it is, and those soft twats at Galatasaray can't handle it. They need to grow a pair and focus on the football instead of crying about a bit of banter. End of story.