Erik ten Hag, that muppet who used to manage Manchester United, might be getting ready for a new career, but it ain't in footy management, mate.
Working with his family's real estate business
After getting the boot earlier in the season and being replaced by some mug called Ruben Amorim, Ten Hag's been blabbering on about how much he enjoys working at his family's real estate business.
In some waffle-filled podcast, he admitted there are 'so many things I could do' now that he's not dealing with the pressure of managing a bloody football team. Mate, just admit you're not cut out for it!
Maybe something completely different
He even had the nerve to say, "Maybe in football, in a new position as a manager. That's an option. And maybe something completely different." Make your bloody mind up, you bellend!
It turns out Ten Hag's family are loaded, owning a successful real estate company since 1967. His old man Hennie set it up and they've got their grubby mitts in several financial businesses too. Ten Hag's brothers Michel and Rico have always been involved, while he was off chasing a football.
£10million payout after sacking
After getting sacked in October, Ten Hag and his team of muppets, including that tosser Ruud van Nistelrooy, got a payout of over £10million. What a joke!
Raphael Varane reveals why he was exiled
That former Man United muppet Raphael Varane has been mouthing off about why he was exiled for two months under Ten Hag. From October to December 9, the four-time Champions League winner didn't start a single league game despite being fully fit. Ten Hag reckoned it was down to 'tactical reasons', but Varane says that's a load of bollocks.
In an interview, Varane said, "We had a robust discussion. We told each other some truths, but then I didn't play for almost two months." He even had the cheek to say he didn't agree with how Ten Hag was dealing with the team. Well, tough luck mate, you signed up for it!
Varane's return to the starting lineup
Varane eventually got back in the starting lineup on December 17 against Liverpool, helping the Red Devils keep a clean sheet in a 0-0 draw. Big deal, it's not like he won the World Cup or anything.
Ten Hag also admitted what he learnt during his time at Man United and coaching players. "This generation, for example, generally has a hard time dealing with criticism. Criticism really affects them. The generation I grew up in had much thicker skin. You could be much more direct. If I did that with my players, it would demotivate them." Boo-hoo, you soft muppet!
