Boehly blasts back at Chelsea muppets callin' for his head, demands footy rule shake-up

Boehly blasts back at Chelsea muppets callin' for his head, demands footy rule shake-up

Written by Raging Rob on February 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM

Todd Boehly, the mug who owns Chelsea, has finally responded to the bellends who have been giving him stick.Fans have been kicking off, calling for BlueCo to sell the club. They even had a bloody march to Stamford Bridge, holding up banners and flares like a bunch of muppets.But Boehly ain't having any of it. He reckons that criticism from fans is just part of the game when you own a footy club. "I just think it is par for the course," he said at some financial summit.He reckons they're "trending in the right direction", whatever the hell that means. And he's got the cheek to say that the three years he's been in charge isn't a lot of time. Mate, you've spent over £1 billion on players and haven't won jack shit!

Fans are well within their rights to be pissed off

Chelsea fans have every right to be giving Boehly an earful. They've watched their team go from winning trophies to being a laughing stock.Boehly and his cronies have come in, splashed the cash, and expected instant success. But footy doesn't work like that, you muppet. You can't just buy your way to the top.And now, Boehly's come out with some nonsense idea to give Premier League teams "shares" even if they get relegated. What a load of bollocks.Relegation is part of the beautiful game. It's what makes footy so exciting. You can't just go changing the rules because your team's shit.

Boehly needs to shut his trap and sort out Chelsea

Instead of coming up with stupid ideas and moaning about fans giving him stick, Boehly needs to focus on sorting out the mess at Chelsea.They've gone through managers quicker than a pint of lager on a Friday night. And despite spending a fortune on players, they're still miles off the pace.If Boehly wants to win back the fans, he needs to start by getting the team sorted on the pitch. Otherwise, he'll be facing a lot more protests and angry fans.So, Todd, do yourself a favour. Shut your gob, get your head down, and start running Chelsea like a proper footy club. Otherwise, you'll be out on your arse faster than you can say "relegation".

Raging Rob
Raging Rob
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