Two bloody academy lads got nicked by the filth at QPR's training ground on Thursday for being peeping toms, the dirty little muppets.
Voayeurism allegations against QPR academy players
The Old Bill confirmed these arrests were 'cos of some dodgy incident at a south London nightclub earlier this month. Typical bloody footballers thinking they can get away with anything.
QPR's response to the arrests
The club said they knew about this so-called "incident" and that the lads were helping the police. As if the club's gonna say anything else, they're probably just covering their own arses.
The consequences of voyeurism
Voyeurism, for those who don't know, is when some sick bastard gets his rocks off watching people without them knowing, especially in private situations. It's bang out of order and can get you locked up for two years.
The impact on QPR's upcoming match
This all kicked off just two days before QPR host Sheffield United at Loftus Road. I bet those lads are bricking it, knowing their teammates are a bunch of perverts. It's a damn disgrace to the beautiful game.