Mika Biereth, that muppet who used to play for Arsenal, has gone and done it again. He's scored his third hat-trick in just seven games for Monaco in Ligue 1. Big deal, right? Who cares about French football anyway?
Biereth's goalscoring feats
The lad's scored ten goals in 2025 already. So what? He's still playing in a farmers league. It's not like he's doing it in the Premier League, is it? Sure, he's scored more than Salah, Kane, Haaland and Mbappe this year, but they're all playing in proper leagues against proper teams.
Arsenal's mistake?
Apparently Arsenal are regretting letting him go. They sold him to some Austrian team for a measly £4million. Now he's at Monaco and they paid £10.7million for him. What a bunch of mugs. They should've held onto him, especially now that they've got no decent strikers left.
Arteta's striker woes
Arteta's got no choice but to play some random midfielder up front now. Havertz and Jesus are both crocked. They might as well give up on the title now. They're 13 points behind Liverpool anyway. It's a disgrace.
Biereth's future
Biereth will probably score another hat-trick in his next game. He's playing Toulouse next. They're rubbish. But even if he does, who cares? He's still not playing in a proper league. He should've stayed at Arsenal if he wanted to prove himself. Now he's just another overrated player in a sub-par league. What a waste.
