Alright, who the hell are you and what have you done with Cole Palmer, you muppet?
The so-called Chelsea 'talisman' continues his shambolic form
The bloke missed a penalty against Leicester in a 1-0 win, for Christ's sake. How can you explain that? No one expected this shambolic display from the usually reliable Palmer.
That bellend Jadon Sancho was on his way out of the box when Victor Kristiansen clipped him, giving away a clear spot kick. Everyone expected Palmer to slot it home, but he bottled it.
A new low for Cole Palmer
Palmer instantly ran over to take the penalty with the score at 0-0, but that wanker Mads Hermansen saved it. The Dane celebrated like he'd won the lottery, but it was Palmer's first miss in the Premier League. He'd scored 13 in a row before that, the longest run without missing.
Chelsea eventually won 1-0, but Palmer was shite and got taken off in the 73rd minute. He's got just three goals and zero assists in his last 14 games. What a joke.
The team's been crap too, with a four-game winless run in December and four defeats in five in January and February. They're out of the FA Cup and their top-four hopes are fading fast.
Palmer's been Chelsea's best attacker this season, but he went missing against the Foxes. His penalty technique has earned him the nickname 'Cold Palmer', but he was anything but against Leicester.
The beautiful game, my arse. More like the ugly game with performances like that. Bloody disgraceful.
