Well, well, well, what do we have here? A Southampton fan apologising to Troy Deeney for their team's shambolic performance against Wolves? Fucking hell, that's a new low, even for the Saints.
Saints are sinners on the pitch
I mean, let's be real, Southampton have been absolute dogshite this season. They're rock bottom of the Premier League table, and it's no fucking wonder why. Their defence is leakier than a sieve, and they've got about as much chance of staying up as I have of winning the lottery (and I don't even fucking play).
Wolves bite back
But credit where credit's due, Wolves actually turned up and played some decent footy. Jorgen Strand Larsen banged in a couple of goals, and the visitors looked like they actually gave a shit. Which is more than can be said for Southampton.
Southampton's sinking ship
The Saints were booed off at half-time, and rightfully so. They were fucking atrocious. And even though Paul Onuachu pulled one back for the home side, it was too little, too late. Ivan Juric's men are well and truly fucked, and they know it.
Relegation beckons for the Saints
With just nine points from 29 games, Southampton are on course to break the record for the lowest ever Premier League points tally. And with just nine games left to play, they'd need a fucking miracle to avoid relegation. But let's be honest, they've got about as much chance of that happening as I have of being invited to the Queen's garden party.
So, there you have it. Another shitshow from Southampton, and another step closer to the Championship. But hey, at least their fans are polite, eh? Fucking muppets.
