That bellend Ivan Juric, the so-called manager of that shitshow Southampton, has finally admitted what everyone already knew - his team of muppets have got no chance of staying up in the Premier League next season. Took him long enough to figure that out, didn't it?
Juric's Deluded Rant
After watching his lads get battered for the 24th time this season, Juric had the nerve to say it wasn't the right time to talk about his own future. Mate, you've got no future in the beautiful game if this is the best you can do. He's got a contract apparently, but the club would be taking liberties if they keep him on after this disaster.
No Regrets, My Arse
When asked if he regrets taking the job at Southampton, Juric actually said no! Claims it's a "huge experience" for him. A bad one, mind you, but still an experience. Maybe the worst he's ever had as a coach. But does he regret it? Nah, course not. Unbelievable.
Tough Times Ahead
Juric reckons now is the time for everyone at the club to be tough and work hard. Well, where was that attitude at the start of the season? Bit late now, mate. He even had the cheek to say his players were "not good enough" against Wolves. No shit, Sherlock. You're bottom of the league, what did you expect?
Delusional Tactics
Many were slagging off Juric's decision not to start with a proper striker. But he justified it by saying they've had some "really good games" with Matheus, Dibling and Sulemana up front. Good games? When?! They've been utter dogshite all season. And today they were "not good enough" again. Well, whose fault is that, genius?
No Hope for the Saints
When pushed on whether Southampton could stay up, Juric finally let slip the truth: "No, no, absolutely no, it's no, no, no." Well, at least he got something right. With just nine points from 29 games, they're already down. The fixtures ahead are a nightmare too - Palace, Spurs, Villa, West Ham. They'll be lucky to get a single point from that lot.
In conclusion, Juric and his Southampton muppets are well and truly fucked. They've been taking liberties all season and now they're getting what they deserve - a one-way ticket to the Championship. Good riddance, I say. The Premier League is no place for these bellends.
