Alright, listen up you muppets! It's time to talk about the beautiful game, and more specifically, how Lionel Messi completely mugged off Brad Guzan in their latest match. Miami faced off against Atlanta United, and it was a proper battle, I'll give 'em that.
Messi's moment of magic
Atlanta thought they had it in the bag when that overpriced donkey Emmanuel Latte Lath scored in the 11th minute. But Messi wasn't having any of that nonsense. Nine minutes later, he absolutely schooled Bartosz Slisz and left Derrick Williams on his arse. Guzan tried to play the hero, but Messi chipped the ball right over his head like he wasn't even there. It was taking the piss, and I loved every second of it.
Guzan left red-faced
Unfortunately for Guzan, his day went from bad to worse. Jordi Alba sent in a cross, and Fafa Picault headed it home. Guzan scrambled like a madman, but he couldn't get there in time. The look on his face was priceless – he was gutted, and I couldn't be happier about it.
Miami's revenge
Despite the loss, Atlanta can take some small comfort in knowing they knocked Miami out of last season's MLS Cup playoffs. But let's be real, that doesn't mean shit now. Miami got their revenge, and Messi proved once again that he's the king of the pitch. Guzan can whinge and moan all he wants, but at the end of the day, he got completely owned by the GOAT.
In conclusion, Messi is a legend, and Guzan is a bellend. Atlanta can suck it, and Miami can celebrate their well-deserved victory. That's all I've got to say about that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some beers to drink and some more footy to watch. Cheers, you muppets!
