The Premier League's decision to switch to Puma match balls next season is a load of bollocks, and Mikel Arteta knows it.
Puma's partnership with the English top flight is a fucking joke
For the next six bloody seasons, we'll have to put up with these s*** Puma balls ruining the beautiful game. It's a fucking disgrace, mate.
Arteta already called out the Puma balls for being s***
After Arsenal crashed out of the Carabao Cup in January, Arteta blamed the Puma balls, saying they fly differently and have a different grip. The EFL tried to defend them, saying they passed all the FIFA tests, but we all know the truth - they're fucking rubbish.
Arsenal need to sort out their shooting practice
Arteta needs to get his lads practicing with these s*** balls ASAP, because they're gonna be stuck with them for the foreseeable future. And while they're at it, they should probably invest in some decent forwards too, especially a proper striker.
Puma's CEO is talking out his arse
Arne Freundt, Puma's chief executive, reckons this deal with the Premier League is some sort of "brand elevation strategy". What a load of bollocks. We all know it's just a cash grab, and the fans are the ones who'll suffer watching their teams struggle with these s*** balls.
The Premier League's CEO is no better
Richard Masters, the Premier League's chief executive, is talking about how excited he is to see the new balls in action. Give me a fucking break. We all know it's just about the money, and the beautiful game will be worse off for it.
