Alright, listen up you muppets! I've got something to say about that bellend Cristiano Ronaldo and his claims about being the greatest player of all time. Well, guess what? Some mug in the opposition dugout actually agrees with him!
Ronaldo's got a new fan
Back in February, that Al Nassr striker put himself at the top of the all-time list, but some big names like Ronaldo Nazario and Fabio Capello didn't agree. Well, tough luck, lads! Brian Riemer, who's going to face Ronaldo's Portugal with his Denmark team, thinks you're all taking liberties!
Ronaldo over Messi
Riemer's been getting asked the same question in interviews: "Messi or Ronaldo?" And he's not afraid to say it: "For me, it's Ronaldo, every day." He goes on about how much he admires the guy, his incredible numbers, and how he's a great example for young people. Blah blah blah.
But here's the thing: Riemer's not just talking about his achievements on the pitch. He's going on about his professionalism, the way he looks after his body, and how he's managed to keep playing at the highest level for so long. Whatever.
Ronaldo's still got it
Riemer thinks people have been too quick to write off Ronaldo in recent years, but he just keeps proving them wrong. He's still one of the scariest players you can face, even if he's not the same as he used to be. He's different now, but that doesn't make him any worse. Right...
Denmark and Portugal are facing off in the Nations League play-offs, and Ronaldo's already the top scorer so far with five goals. Manager Roberto Martinez is still relying on him, even after a difficult Euro 2024. Good luck with that, mate.
Even Denmark's midfielder is on team Ronaldo
Riemer's not the only one in Denmark who's on team Ronaldo. Their midfielder Morten Hjulmand is also singing his praises, going on about how proud Sporting is to have had Ronaldo represent the club. He reckons Ronaldo makes a difference all over the country, and if he ran for president, he'd win. Give me a break!
