Listen up, you muppets! That bellend Southgate thinks he knows better than Captain Marvel? What a load of bollocks!
Bryan Robson, the proper legend, laughed off Southgate's BS claims about Roy Keane being better. Hey Southgate, how many World Cups or Euros did you win, mate? That's right, NONE! So shut your trap!
Southgate's Ridiculous Choice
Southgate had the bloody nerve to pick Keane over Robson as the top United captain. What a joke! Just because Keane won some trophies doesn't mean he's the best, you mug!
Robbo was twice the player and leader Keane ever was. But of course, Southgate's too busy cuddling up to his enemy to see that. Pathetic!
Robson Fires Back
Our boy Robbo hit back at Southgate's nonsense, and rightly so! He put that loser in his place, saying:
"Well, that's why Gareth never won the World Cup or the Euros."
Boom! Take that, Southgate! Robson's not having any of your crap. You think you can take liberties with a United legend? Think again, mate!
Bellingham: The Real Deal
Forget Keane, Robson knows real talent when he sees it. He's all about Jude Bellingham, the future of English footy. Unlike Southgate, Robbo wanted this kid at United from the start.
Bellingham's already proving he's top class, breaking records left and right. Too bad United missed out, but that's what happens when you listen to idiots like Southgate!
In conclusion, Southgate needs to shut his trap and show some respect to the real legends of the beautiful game. Robson knows what's up, and he's not afraid to put clueless muppets in their place. Take notes, Gareth, and maybe you'll win something someday. But don't hold your breath, mate!
