Listen up, you muppets! That bellend Riccardo Calafiori has only gone and given Arsenal a right scare, hasn't he? The bloke landed like a sack of spuds in Italy's Nations League game against Germany, and everyone thought he'd proper knackered his knee.
Calafiori's injury scare
Well, I've got news for you, mate. It turns out the injury isn't as bad as we all thought. Some Italian reporter called Gianluca Di Marzio is saying he'll only be out for two to three weeks. What a load of bollocks!
Sure, Calafiori's had his fair share of injuries this season, and he ruptured his ligaments when he was just 16. But come on, you can't tell me that landing on his knee like that isn't going to cause some serious damage.
Arsenal's woes continue
And let's not forget, Arsenal are in the middle of a bloody Champions League quarter-final against Real Madrid. They need all the help they can get, and now they might have to rely on some kid called Myles Lewis-Skelly to keep Rodrgyo quiet. Good luck with that, mate!
Italy boss Luciano Spalletti didn't have a clue what was going on with Calafiori's injury after the game. He was just mumbling something about his stud coming off. What a mug!
Calafiori's injury history
Calafiori's been a fan favourite since he joined Arsenal from Bologna last summer for a whopping £38 million. But let's be honest, he's spent more time on the treatment table than on the pitch. He's missed 14 games already because of various injuries, and I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up missing a lot more.
So there you have it, lads. Calafiori might be back sooner than we thought, but I wouldn't get your hopes up. Arsenal are still in for a rough ride, and I'll be laughing my arse off when they get knocked out of the Champions League. FOOTBALL IS LIFE, mate!
