Alright, listen up you muppets. It's been nearly eight bloody years since Andrea Pirlo hung up his boots, but the Italian legend can still bend it like a banana.
Pirlo - one of the greats
That's right, Pirlo is one of the best midfielders to ever grace the beautiful game. The bloke had it all - vision, passing, and a wand of a right foot that could pick out a penny from 50 yards.
Italian maestro still has it
And even though he's 45 now, the old codger showed he's still got it during a recent charity match for the Tottenham Hotspur Foundation. Pirlo was turning out for Milan Glorie against Tottenham Legends, and with just seven minutes left, he stepped up and smashed a free-kick into the top corner like he was in his prime.
Fans in awe of Pirlo's strike
Unsurprisingly, fans were going mental over Pirlo's strike. One said: "Class is permanent." Another added: "It was so effortless." Even the Spurs account chimed in, saying: "It would be rude not to post this from Pirlo. Legend." Milan responded: "It would be equally rude not to reply by saying 'timeless masterclass'."
Pirlo's career highlights
For those of you who don't know, Pirlo had a stunning career that saw him win two Serie A titles and two Champions Leagues with AC Milan, before moving to Juventus and winning another four league titles. He also won the World Cup with Italy in 2006, and ended his career with New York City FC in MLS.
Life after football
Since retiring, Pirlo has tried his hand at management, with spells at Juventus, Turkish club Fatih Karagumruk S.K. and Sampdoria. But let's be honest, he'll always be remembered for his exploits on the pitch, bending free-kicks like a boss and making the beautiful game look effortless.