Ronaldo to Hojlund: Cut the celebration crap or face the consequences, mate!

Ronaldo to Hojlund: Cut the celebration crap or face the consequences, mate!

Written by Raging Rob on March 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM

Alright, listen up you muppets! Cristiano Ronaldo has come out and said he's gonna celebrate in front of that Rasmus Hojlund mug in their next match. Portugal are trailing 1-0 going into the second leg of their Nations League quarter-final after Hojlund's goal.

Hojlund copying Ronaldo's celebration

The Manchester United bellend came off the bench and scored, then had the nerve to copy Ronaldo's iconic 'Siu' celebration right in front of him. Hojlund claims he meant no disrespect and that Ronaldo is his idol, but we all know he's just taking liberties.

Ronaldo's response to Hojlund's celebration

Ronaldo, being the class act he is, said he knows Hojlund didn't mean any disrespect and that he's honored by the gesture. But make no mistake, the Portuguese legend is fired up and ready to shove it right back in Hojlund's face by celebrating in front of him in their next match.

Ronaldo's influence on the pitch

Despite not scoring in the first leg, Ronaldo still made his presence felt. Just before his teammate Diogo Costa saved Christian Eriksen's penalty, Ronaldo seemed to give him some crucial advice, likely based on his time playing with Eriksen at Manchester United. This just goes to show that even when he's not putting the ball in the back of the net, Ronaldo's footballing genius is unmatched.

So, to all you Hojlund fanboys out there, just remember who the real king of football is. Ronaldo is gonna show that Danish fraud who's boss and lead Portugal to another Nations League title, just you wait and see!

Raging Rob
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