What a load of bollocks! Chelsea having to pay £5million to Manchester United if they don't sign that waste of space Jadon Sancho permanently this summer. It's a bloody disgrace, mate!
Sancho's struggles continue at Chelsea
The lad thought he'd get a fresh start at Stamford Bridge after his pitiful performances at Old Trafford, but surprise surprise, he's still shite! Two goals in 29 appearances? My nan could do better than that, and she's been dead for 10 years!
United's £73million flop
Sancho was supposed to be the next big thing when United splashed £73million on him from Borussia Dortmund. What a joke that turned out to be. The guy's got no backbone, no passion for the beautiful game. He's just taking the piss out of the fans who actually give a damn.
Chelsea's obligation to buy
Now Chelsea might have to shell out even more dosh to keep this muppet on their books permanently. They must be off their rocker! The loan deal included an obligation to buy, but they can opt out by giving United a set fee. I say cut your losses and send him packing!
Ratcliffe's damning assessment
Even Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe doesn't rate Sancho. He basically said the lad's not good enough for United and they're still paying through the nose for him. £17million to buy him this summer, plus half his wages at Chelsea? What a mug!
A career in tatters
Sancho's career is going down the toilet faster than a dodgy curry. He had a bit of promise at Dortmund, but since coming back to England, he's been about as useful as a chocolate teapot. It's time for him to pull his finger out and start earning his keep, or else he'll be kicked to the curb like the useless bellend he is.
