Another weekend without the beautiful game? What a load of bollocks!
It's bad enough that we've had to endure an international break, but now we've got to wait even longer for some proper footy action in the Premier League. I'm fuming, mate!
Why no Premier League this weekend?
The FA Cup is to blame for this travesty. Yeah, that's right, the bloody FA Cup! They've decided to play the quarter-finals on a weekend with no Premier League clashes. What a bunch of muppets!
Sure, there are seven top-flight teams left in the competition, but who cares? I want my regular fix of the beautiful game, not some Mickey Mouse cup tournament. The FA are taking liberties, if you ask me.
Now we've got to wait until Tuesday, April 1st for the Premier League to return. That's two straight weekends without any proper footy! It's a disgrace, I tell you.
But don't worry, lads, we've still got some banter to look forward to in the FA Cup. Bournemouth are hosting Man City, Fulham play Crystal Palace, Brighton take on Nottingham Forest, and Aston Villa face Preston. It's not the same as the Premier League, but it'll have to do.
So, mark your calendars for April 1st, when the real football returns. Until then, we'll just have to suffer through this FA Cup nonsense. What a load of rubbish!