Alright, you muppets, listen up! The beautiful game has dealt Arsenal a sh*t hand once again. Their chances of snagging the Premier League and Champions League titles have taken a nosedive, all 'cause Gabriel got f*cked against Fulham.
Gabriel's injury: A proper kick in the teeth for Arsenal
Not even 15 minutes into the match, and Arsenal's defender was clutching the back of his leg like it was about to fall off. Looked like a f*cking hamstring injury, it did. Gabriel was waving his hand in the air, trying to get someone's attention, but the game just kept going.
Finally, a Fulham corner brought the action to a stop. Gabriel sat there on the pitch, looking like he'd just had his heart ripped out. Moments later, Jakub Kiwior subbed in for him.
Season over for Gabriel?
With less than two months left in the season, this injury might just spell the end for Gabriel. And while Arsenal's title hopes are looking pretty f*cking bleak, this injury couldn't have come at a worse time.
The Gunners are set to face Real Madrid in the Champions League next week. First, they host Los Blancos on Tuesday, then they head to the Bernabeu eight days later. Gabriel might just be joining Kai Havertz and Gabriel Jesus on Arsenal's list of long-term absences. What a load of sh*te!
