De Bruyne's exit from Manchester City is a bloody disgrace. The bloke's a genius on the pitch, and now they've got to find some mug to replace him. Good luck with that, you muppets!
Florian Wirtz
This kid's got some talent, I'll give him that. But he's no De Bruyne, is he? He's got a knack for picking out passes under pressure, but let's see how he does in the Premier League. The lad's young, and he might crumble under the weight of expectation at City.
Lucas Paqueta
Paqueta's a decent player, but he's not exactly set the world alight at West Ham, has he? Five goals and no assists this season? Pathetic. And he's had his fair share of off-field drama too. City should steer well clear of this bellend.
Bruno Guimaraes
Guimaraes is a proper baller, I'll give him that. He's got the lot - goals, assists, and he's not afraid to get stuck in. But he's not consistent enough for my liking. Two goals and five assists in a nine-game spell? Big deal. Guardiola needs more from him if he's going to splash the cash on this lad.
In conclusion, City are in a right mess without De Bruyne. They've got their work cut out trying to replace him, and I don't fancy their chances with any of these muppets. The beautiful game just won't be the same without KDB gracing the Etihad. FOOTBALL IS LIFE, and City are about to find out the hard way.
