What a load of bollocks! Declan Rice thinks he's some sort of football god now, does he? Scored two jammy free-kicks against Real Madrid and suddenly he's the talk of the town. Get over yourself, mate!
Rice's free-kicks were pure luck
Everyone's raving about Rice's "outrageous" free-kicks, but let's be real here - they were pure luck. The lad's never scored a direct free-kick in his entire professional career, and suddenly he's banging them in like he's Lionel Messi? Nah, mate. He just got lucky, twice. It happens.
Arsenal aren't all that
Sure, Arsenal won 3-0, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. They're still 11 points behind Liverpool in the Premier League, and they've got a long way to go before they can call themselves a top team. One good performance doesn't make you champions.
Real Madrid were just having an off day
Everyone's acting like Real Madrid are suddenly rubbish because they lost to Arsenal. Get a grip! They're still one of the best teams in the world, and they'll probably come back and smash Arsenal in the second leg. They just had an off day, that's all.
Rice is no Cristiano Ronaldo
So Rice scored two free-kicks in a Champions League match. Big whoop. Cristiano Ronaldo's done that loads of times, and he's actually a proper football legend. Rice is just a flash in the pan, mate. He'll be forgotten about in a few weeks.
Ancelotti knows what he's doing
Carlo Ancelotti's been around the block a few times, and he knows that anything can happen in football. He's not going to panic just because of one bad result. Real Madrid will be back, and they'll be stronger than ever. Arsenal better watch out.
In conclusion, everyone needs to calm down about Declan Rice and Arsenal. They're not as good as they think they are, and Real Madrid will probably still win the Champions League. End of story, mate.
