League One champs Birmingham got absolutely battered in the cup final on Sunday, and Gabby Agbonlahor was loving every bloody second of it, the smug bastard.
Blues' Hopes Crushed by Posh in EFL Trophy Final
Those muppets at Birmingham thought they could snag a league and cup double, but Peterborough gave 'em a right proper 2-0 thumping at Wembley. Gutted.
Agbonlahor Revels in Rivals' Misery
That wanker Agbonlahor, former Aston Villa striker, couldn't wait to take the piss outta Birmingham on his Instagram Live after the match. "What a game. What was the score? Have a good day," he smirked, sippin' from his mug like the cat that got the cream. Bellend.
Birmingham's Bittersweet Week
Just five bloody days before their cup final flop, Birmingham managed to drag their sorry arses back into the Championship. Big deal. They still couldn't get the job done against Peterborough when it mattered most.
Record Points Total Still Within Reach
After 40 matches, Birmingham are sittin' pretty on 95 points, with 29 wins and just 3 losses. They've got six more games to break Wolves' 103-point record from 2013/14. But who gives a toss? They'll always be the team that bottled it at Wembley.