Remember Saido Berahino, that wanker who used to play for West Brom? Well, the useless mug has finally scored a goal for the first time in over two years. Big fucking deal.
Berahino's fall from grace
The 31-year-old bellend, who was once tipped for a call-up to the England senior squad, now plays in the Slovenian second division. What an absolute joke. He's gone from playing in the Premier League to plying his trade in some shithole near the border with Italy.
A career full of regrets
Berahino recently opened up about his career regrets, admitting that he should have listened more to the people around him. Mate, you don't fucking say. If only someone had told him not to be such a twat, maybe his career wouldn't have gone down the shitter.
From Spurs target to Slovenian second division
It's hard to believe that this muppet was once a target for Tottenham Hotspur. They offered £15 million for him when he was at West Brom, but the Baggies wanted £25 million. Levy's transfer tactics were deemed 'unacceptable' by Berahino, but let's be real, he's not worth two fucking bob now.
Berahino's goal drought ends... in Slovenia
After 789 days without scoring, Berahino finally found the back of the net for his new club, NK Tabor Sezana. Wow, what an achievement. I'm sure the handful of fans who turned up to watch the game were absolutely thrilled to witness such a momentous occasion.
Conclusion
In conclusion, Saido Berahino is a prime example of a footballer who had it all and pissed it away. He could have been playing at the highest level, but instead he's stuck in the Slovenian second division, scoring goals in front of a few dozen fans. What a fucking waste of talent. I hope he enjoys his time in Slovenia, because he sure as hell won't be playing in the Premier League ever again.
