Right, listen up you muppets! Mark Noble's been chattin' about Michail Antonio, the West Ham striker who proper fucked up his Ferrari back in December. Smashed it right into a bloody tree, didn't he? What a bellend!
Antonio's makin' progress
Turns out, Antonio ain't just been sittin' on his arse since the crash. Noble says he's at the trainin' ground, in the gym, gettin' himself sorted. Good on 'im, I say. About time he did somethin' useful.
The road to recovery
Now, I ain't one for sentiment or any of that bollocks, but even I gotta admit, it's a miracle Antonio's even walkin' after that crash. The lad's a freak of nature, accordinto Noble. And it sounds like he's realizin' just how lucky he is.
Will he play again?
That's the big question, innit? Will Antonio ever grace the beautiful game with his presence again? Noble seems to think there's a chance, but there's still a long road ahead. And knowing Antonio, he'll probably find some way to fuck it up. Typical!
But, credit where it's due, the lad's got heart. He's determined to play again, and he's even been gettin' his head sorted with therapy. Good for him, I guess.
As for West Ham, they're gonna have to decide whether to keep him on or not. He's scored a fair few goals for 'em, but let's be real, he ain't gettin' any younger. And with that crash hangin' over 'im, who knows if he'll ever be the same?
Either way, I'll be watchin' with a pint in me hand, ready to give 'em all a proper earful if they fuck it up. Cheers, you muppets!
