Newcastle must sort their sh*t out to keep Isak at the club!

Newcastle must sort their sh*t out to keep Isak at the club!

Written by Raging Rob on May 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM

Listen up, you muppets! Alexander Isak's future at Newcastle depends on them gettin' into the bloody Champions League, according to that former Sweden and West Brom defender, Jonas Olsson.

Isak's future hangs in the balance

Now, I know what you're thinkin', "But he's got three years left on his contract!" Well, shut your trap! The lad's been linked with big clubs like Arsenal and Liverpool lately. And why? 'Cause he's a top-notch player, that's why!

Olsson's two cents

Olsson reckons Isak will only stick around if Newcastle finish in the top five. And if they don't? Well, he might just bugger off to a bigger club. It's all about the Champions League for these prima donnas.

He even said, "If they do qualify, I'm not surprised if he stays a year or two. But in the long term, he's gotta end up at Barcelona, Real Madrid or whoever's top of the pile in England."

Newcastle's chances

Right now, Newcastle are sittin' pretty in third place with just four games left. But don't get too comfy, lads! Nottingham Forest could overtake 'em if they win their game in hand.

Isak's impressive record

Let's be real, though. Isak's been on fire this season. He's scored 22 goals in the Premier League, second only to that Egyptian wizard, Mohamed Salah. In total, he's bagged 61 goals in 106 games since joinin' from Real Sociedad in 2022.

So, there you have it. Newcastle better get their act together and secure that Champions League spot, or they might just lose their star man. And wouldn't that be a kick in the teeth?

Raging Rob
Raging Rob
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