Footy Captain in Street Brawl After Boozer Row, Club Statement Released

Footy Captain in Street Brawl After Boozer Row, Club Statement Released

Written by Raging Rob on May 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM

What a load of bollocks! Hull City's captain Lewie Coyle caught on camera brawling in the streets like a proper hooligan.

Footy lads causing trouble

Some muppet on a bus filmed the whole thing, what a joke. The Sun reports it happened outside the Empress pub. Of course it did, where else would a couple of football thugs be causing trouble?

Club launches investigation

Hull City says they're "aware of the video" and are "investigating the matter". What a load of rubbish. We all know what happened, the bloke was having a tear up in the street.

Relegation battle won, but at what cost?

The fight took place after Hull barely managed to avoid relegation. Big deal, they drew with Portsmouth and only stayed up on goal difference. Hardly something to celebrate, is it?

Doyle played in nearly all of Hull's matches this season. Not that it mattered much, the team was shite anyway. The bloke's been at the club since 2020 and they're still struggling in the Championship.

Doyle's post-match comments

After securing their place in the Championship, Doyle had the audacity to say he was "proud" of his teammates. Proud of what? Barely scraping by? Give me a break. The only thing he should be proud of is his ability to throw a few punches.

Next season will be Hull's fifth consecutive Championship campaign. I'm sure Doyle and his mates will be celebrating that with another brawl outside the pub. Pathetic.

Raging Rob
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