Peter Taylor, that old bellend, is still clinging onto his management career like a desperate mug, taking on a new job in his bloody 70s!
Essex Boy Returns Home
The Tottenham and Crystal Palace has-been has taken a job at Canvey Island FC, wallowing in the seventh tier of English footy. What a fall from grace, matey!
Glory Days Long Gone
Most glamorously, if you can call it that, Taylor was in charge of the England national side for one miserable game against Italy back in November 2000. Yeah, that went well, didn't it?
Youth Philosophy? More Like Youth Folly!
In that match, Taylor thought he'd be clever and give Golden Balls Beckham the captain's armband. Well, we all know how that story ended - six years of Becks prancing around like he owned the place. Cheers for that, Pete!
One Hit Wonder
Taylor's only Premier League stint was with Leicester, where he briefly topped the division. Must've been a fluke 'cause he never came close again!
The Beautiful Game's Oldest Codger
Now, at 72 bloody years old, Taylor's back in the dugout after a two year absence. Can't this muppet take a hint and just retire already? Some people just don't know when to call it quits!
