The Europa League final in Bilbao is causing a right fuss for Manchester United and Tottenham fans, who are scrambling to get their hands on tickets for the big match.
More trouble than it's worth
The beautiful game has been reduced to a bloody shambles, with UEFA taking charge of ticket sales and distribution. They've allocated a measly 15,000 tickets to each club, leaving the rest to the mercy of sponsors and neutrals. What a load of bollocks!
Pricing madness
Fans first, my arse! The so-called affordable tickets start at 40 euros (£34), but the rest will set you back anywhere from 65 to 240 euros (£55-£204). And don't even get me started on the hospitality packages, which range from 1290 to 1490 euros (£1,096-£1,266) per person. Are they having a laugh?
Official resellers only
UEFA's warning that tickets not bought through official resellers won't grant entry to the San Mames stadium is just another kick in the teeth for loyal supporters. It's like they're trying to make it as difficult as possible for us to enjoy the bloody game!
TV coverage
For those who can't be arsed to jump through all the hoops to get a ticket, the final will be shown live on TNT Sports in the UK. But let's be honest, watching it on the telly just isn't the same as being there in person, is it?
