F**king hell, what a load of shit that was from Coventry! They've proper fucked it up now, haven't they? Their dreams of returning to the Premier League have taken a right kick in the teeth.
Coventry's Unwanted Firsts
The Sky Blues got their arses handed to them by Sunderland in the first leg of their semi-final tie. It's the first time they've lost in the EFL play-offs inside 90 minutes. What a bunch of muppets!
Lampard's Reaction
Despite the loss, that bellend Frank Lampard had the nerve to praise his team. "Good performance from the team, pushed and pushed, dominated possession of the ball and unfortunate to be one behind going into the second leg," he said. Unfortunate? More like shit!
Coventry's History of Failure
Prior to Friday's defeat, Coventry had contested six play-off matches without losing in 90 minutes. But they've never won a home match during the post-season promotion scramble. What a joke of a team!
The Road Ahead
Now, Coventry must overturn their one-goal deficit on Wearside next week to keep alive their hopes of a Premier League return. But let's be real, they've got no fucking chance. They haven't been in the top-flight for 24 years, and it doesn't look like that's gonna change anytime soon. Pathetic.
