Ruben Amorim's job as Manchester United manager is not under threat even if they lose the Europa League final, according to some muppets. What a load of bollocks!
Amorim admitted he was 'embarrassed' by United's Premier League form after Sunday's 2-0 defeat at home to West Ham. 24 points from 25 games? Absolutely pathetic. The fallen giants are a fucking joke.
Amorim's job is safe, apparently
Despite Amorim's dismal record, United insiders insist the club's top brass are planning for the long-haul with the Portuguese bellend at the helm. Unbelievable.
Amorim will also be backed in the summer transfer window with deals for Wolves' Matheus Cunha and Ipswich's Liam Delap in the works. As if more signings will fix this shitshow.
West Ham's Aguerd wants out
West Ham's Europa Conference League-winning defender Nayef Aguerd has dealt manager Graham Potter a blow by demanding a move away this summer. Good riddance, I say.
Potter sees Aguerd as an opportunity to save cash due to the Hammers' PSR restrictions, but the Morocco international has made it clear he has no intention of returning to London Stadium. Fucking typical.
Greenwood eyed by Premier League clubs
Mason Greenwood could be on course to make a controversial return to English football. The 23-year-old has scored 19 goals in 34 league games for Marseille this season, but sources say he's unsettled in France.
At least two Premier League clubs are reportedly interested in the former Manchester United forward. I don't give a toss where he ends up, as long as it's not back at Old Trafford.
Coufal wants Premier League stay
Leeds and Everton are among the clubs tracking soon-to-be free agent Vladimir Coufal. The 32-year-old will leave West Ham at the end of the season after being told his contract is not being extended.
Coufal wants to stay in England as he seeks his next club, with his young family settled in London. His son has even signed for West Ham's academy for the 2025/25 season. How fucking touching.
