Fooking Man U Chat with £70m Winger They Almost Signed Ages Ago

Fooking Man U Chat with £70m Winger They Almost Signed Ages Ago

Written by Raging Rob on May 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM

Alright, listen up you muppets! I've got some footy news that'll make your blood boil. Bournemouth's Antoine Semenyo has been chattin' with Manchester United about a possible move to Old Trafford this summer. Can you believe that shite?

Semenyo's impressive season

This bloke Semenyo has been on fire this season, bagging 11 goals and 7 assists, helping the Cherries break their club record for the highest points tally in the top flight. Not too shabby, eh?

Amorim looking to strengthen his squad

Ruben Amorim, that Portuguese bellend in charge of United, is looking to beef up his squad in all areas. They've already had a chinwag with Semenyo, but they've got some stiff competition for his signature. Newcastle and Liverpool are also sniffing around, so it's not going to be a cakewalk for United.

Bournemouth's valuation of Semenyo

Given his success and the calibre of clubs interested, Bournemouth reckon they can milk around £70 million for the forward. That's a lot of dosh for a player who was plying his trade in League Two just a few years ago!

United's previous interest in Semenyo

It turns out United have had their eye on Semenyo for a while now. Back in December 2018, when he was just an 18-year-old lad on loan at Newport County from Bristol City, United scouts were spotted watching him in action. But a move to Old Trafford never materialised, and Semenyo ended up returning to Ashton Gate instead.

Semenyo's journey to Bournemouth

After impressing during his loan spells at Newport and Sunderland, Semenyo finally broke into the Bristol City first team. But Bournemouth came knocking in January 2023, splashing out £8.5 million to bring him to the south coast. Semenyo played a key role in helping the Cherries secure Premier League safety on their top-flight return, and now he could even help them qualify for Europe for the first time in their history.

So there you have it, lads. Antoine Semenyo, the Ghanaian sensation who's got the big boys of the Premier League all hot and bothered. Will he end up at Old Trafford this summer? Who knows, but one thing's for sure – this transfer saga is going to be a right old dogfight!

Raging Rob
Raging Rob
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