Hansi Flick, that muppet, tried to calm down the Barcelona lads after they won the LaLiga title at their rivals' ground, Espanyol. What a load of bollocks!
Lamine Yamal's Stunner Seals the Deal
That young lad, Lamine Yamal, scored a belter and then Fermin Lopez nabbed one in stoppage time to give Barca the win they needed to seal the Spanish league title. Good for them, I suppose.
Barcelona Win at Espanyol Again
This is the second time in three seasons that Barcelona have won the league at Espanyol's ground, right near their own Camp Nou. The last time this happened, some idiot fans ran onto the pitch and the riot police had to step in. What a joke!
Flick's Warning Falls on Deaf Ears
Flick, who wasn't in charge last time, saw the madness and told his players to behave themselves. He said, "We have to focus on the match. I saw what happened two years ago on television. Things are done with respect." Blah blah blah, mate. Save it for someone who cares.
Scuffles Break Out After the Final Whistle
After the match, the Barcelona players celebrated on the pitch, but Espanyol got the hump and a bit of a scuffle broke out. Flick tried to push his players towards the tunnel, but Espanyol turned the bloody sprinklers on! What a bunch of mugs.
Barcelona's Impressive Run
Barcelona have been on a decent run, unbeaten in 17 straight LaLiga matches since January. They could even score more than 100 league goals this season. Not too shabby, I guess.
Match Marred by Incident Outside Stadium
Despite the win, the match was overshadowed by some terrifying scenes outside the stadium. A car drove into a crowd, injuring 13 people. Catalonia government president Salvador Illa said it was an accident. What a terrible thing to happen on a day that should have been about the beautiful game.
