Alright, listen up you muppets! That bellend Pep Guardiola is whinging about his squad size again. What a mug!
Guardiola's squad size woes
The Manchester City gaffer is moaning about having too many players in his squad. He claims it's "unsustainable" and causing "fractures in the locker room". Well, boo-bloody-hoo, mate!
Grealish left out
Jack Grealish, the £100m man, was left out of the squad for City's 2-0 win over Fulham. Guardiola got all defensive when asked about it, saying "don't ask me about Jack". What's the matter, Pep? Can't handle a bit of banter?
Guardiola threatens to quit
The Spaniard even had the audacity to threaten to quit if the club doesn't trim its squad size. He says it's "impossible for his soul" to tell players they're not involved. Give me a break! If he can't handle the pressure, maybe he should just pack his bags and go.
City's bloated squad
Guardiola claims he can't train 24 players and always has to leave some out. Well, tough luck, matey! That's part of the job. If he can't deal with it, maybe he's in the wrong profession.
Conclusion
In conclusion, Pep Guardiola needs to stop whining about his squad size and just get on with it. He's a football manager, not a bloody babysitter. If he can't handle the responsibility, there are plenty of other managers who would jump at the chance to take his place.
