Manchester United and Brentford still ain't agreed on a deal for Bryan Mbeumo, what a bloody joke!
Transfer saga drags on
The beautiful game is being ruined by these money-grabbing clubs and agents haggling over every little detail. United think they can just rock up and splash £55m on Mbeumo, but Brentford ain't having none of it. Good on 'em I say!
Wages gone mad
£250k a week to kick a ball around, are you having a laugh?! Mbeumo's on £50k now and he's done alright at Brentford. Greedy bastard wants five times that to sit on United's bench. Ridiculous!
Frankly, who cares about Spurs?
Thomas Frank fancies reuniteing with his old mate Mbeumo at Spurs, but the lad's got his heart set on Old Trafford. Mug! Should've stuck with Frank, at least he knows how to get the best out of him.
United's spending spree
Amorim's throwing cash around like it's going out of fashion. £62.5m on Cunha, now this. They were dogsh*t last season, no amount of money's gonna fix that. Should be focusing on the basics instead of chasing shiny new toys.
Goalscorer merry-go-round
Gyokeres, Sesko, who gives a toss? United and Arsenal scrapping over the same players, it's embarrassing. Just pick one and get on with it already! Although knowing United's luck, they'll end up with another Falcao or Di Maria. Useless muppets!
