Farsley Celtic pull out of Northern Counties East League, what a load of bollocks!
Those useless muppets at Farsley Celtic have decided to withdraw from the Northern Counties East League for the 2025/26 season. Ninth tier footy just won't be the same without them. As if anyone gives a toss about that level of the beautiful game anyway!
Trouble at Farsley
The club's been an absolute shambles, getting demoted three bloody divisions after being relegated from the National League North. The FA denied them a licence for steps one to four of non-league. Probably for the best, they were shit anyway.
Just a couple weeks after a takeover was confirmed, this happens. Unbelievable. The club released some statement about how they "carefully considered" this decision. What a load of crap. They're in the bin now, and footy's better off without them, if you ask me.
Paul Barthorpe's Reign of Terror Ends
That wanker Paul Barthorpe is finally out as owner. About bloody time! Former Premier League keeper David Stockdale and his family are taking over. Let's see how they cock it up.
Stockdale's Shambolic Season
Stockdale's been in charge since February and managed to lose all 15 of their remaining league matches. What a useless twat! The team couldn't even play at their home ground because the pitch was fucked. Had to play 70 miles away in Buxton. Embarrassing.
All I can say is good riddance to Farsley Celtic. They were a disgrace to the beautiful game. Stockdale and his new ownership group will probably run the club further into the ground. What a joke!
