Listen up, you muppets! Jordan bloody Henderson has finally done the right thing and said his goodbyes to those Ajax twats. About time, mate!
Henderson's Ajax nightmare finally over
The England lad was stuck with those Amsterdam mugs for far too long, captaining them last season before his contract ran out on June 30. Thank fuck for that!
Henderson's next move: Sunderland bound?
Now, the bellend is a free agent, and there's talk of him going back to his boyhood club, Sunderland. Can you believe it? The Black Cats might actually have a chance with this mug on their side.
Henderson came up through Sunderland's academy, playing 79 games from 2008 to 2011 before becoming Liverpool's most successful captain ever, lifting eight trophies. Not too shabby, mate.
Liverpool cashed in on Henderson
But then, those greedy bastards at Liverpool sold him off to the fucking Saudi Pro League for £12million, along with his midfield buddy Fabinho for £40m. What a joke!
Henderson ended up at Al Ettifaq with his old Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard, but he only lasted six months before giving up his contract to come back to Europe. Good riddance!
Ajax's humiliating title collapse
He joined Ajax and helped lead them back to trophy contention after years of struggle. But, guess what? They bottled it! They surrendered a nine-point Eredivisie lead to PSV with five games left. What a bunch of muppets!
Henderson's Monaco mess
Then, there was that whole Monaco shitshow. Reports said he agreed to join the Ligue 1 side at the end of the January transfer window, but it all fell through. Henderson got into a heated argument with journalists, denying he surrendered his captain's armband and refused to play a Europa League match against Galatasaray to force the move. What a load of bollocks!
Sunderland's fairy tale return
Now, there's a chance for a fairy tale ending. Henderson could return to Sunderland, where he belongs. He was even at Wembley to watch his old side beat Sheffield United in the play-off final and secure their spot in the Premier League.
Even that legend Niall Quinn thinks it would be amazing. He said, "Wouldn't it be something else? He's been a credit to the game, his hard work and his team play. He's a real sort of driver."
Let's just hope Henderson makes the right bloody decision and comes back to Sunderland. It's time for him to stop taking liberties and start playing some real footy again!
