The Lionesses battered the Netherlands 4-0 in the Euros, finally showing some passion and aggression on the pitch. It's about time these ladies stepped up and played like they meant it.
Lauren James - the bellend banter queen
Lauren James did well with her two goals, but let's be real, she's no world-class player. She's got some skill, but she needs to stop with the ridiculous celebrations and focus on the game. Save the theatrics for the losers.
Georgia Stanway and Ella Toone - just taking liberties
Georgia Stanway and Ella Toone also got their names on the scoresheet, but they were hardly impressive. They were taking liberties out there, acting like they're the next big thing in football. They need to get their heads out of their arses and play like they actually give a damn.
The Lionesses' defence - a bunch of muppets
The defence was solid, but that's not saying much considering the Netherlands' attack was about as threatening as a wet noodle. They're a bunch of muppets who couldn't score if their lives depended on it. The Lionesses should have kept a clean sheet against these jokers.
Sarina Wiegman - the mug in charge
Sarina Wiegman, the mug in charge, finally made some changes to the lineup, but it's too little too late. She's been taking this team for a ride, acting like she knows what she's doing. She needs to stop coddling these players and start demanding more from them.
The Lionesses may have won this match, but they've still got a long way to go before they can call themselves true contenders. They need to stop acting like they're the golden girls of football and start playing with some real intensity and aggression. Until then, they're just a bunch of overhyped prima donnas taking up space on the pitch.
