Alright, you muppets, listen up! Arsenal need to get their act together and sign Viktor Gyokeres if they want to have a dream summer transfer window, you get me?
That's right, I'm talking to you, you bellends in the Arsenal boardroom. Stop taking liberties and just fork up the cash for Gyokeres already! He's the missing piece of the puzzle, and we all know it.
Groves knows what's up
Perry Groves, the Gunners legend, has been sounding off about this too. He reckons the signings of Kepa Arrizabalaga, Martin Zubimendi, and Christian Norgaard have been decent business, but we need more.
And he's bang on about Norgaard. Some of you mugs might not rate him, but Groves says he's an upgrade on Jorginho. The bloke's got vision, he's good at defending, and he's more mobile. So shut your gums and trust the process, you hear me?
Madueke? Left field, but could work
Then there's this Noni Madueke fella from Chelsea. No one saw that coming, did they? But Groves thinks he could be the key to unlocking those stubborn defenses at the Emirates.
Madueke's dribbling stats are through the roof compared to Trossard and Martinelli, and he's a big lad too. Another one for Arteta's basketball club, innit?
Gyokeres is the missing piece
But let's get back to Gyokeres. Groves says if we're arguing over a few million quid for a player who bleeds red and white, just pay the damn money! The bloke wants to play for us, so let's make it happen!
No excuses for Arteta
With all these signings, there's no more excuses for Mikel Arteta. Groves says he knows he has to win the Premier League or Champions League this season, and I reckon he's up for the challenge.
Arteta's brought the soul back to this club, and he's got us believing again. But now it's time to deliver. No more messing about, you get me?
So, Arsenal, stop dithering and get Gyokeres in. Then we can all start dreaming of a title challenge and some glorious European nights at the Emirates. COYG!
