Marc Cucurella has gone from being a useless twat to one of the only decent players at Chelsea in just 15 months. What a Load of bollocks!
The 26-year-old left-back joined Chelsea from Brighton in August 2022 for a whopping £63m, but he was absolute shite when he first arrived.
Former Chelsea boss Graham Potter admitted that Cucurella was totally scapegoated by his own fans and needed time away from the first team to sort his shite out and find his balls again.
But now, the little Spanish twat is a fan favourite, and the days of booing him are long gone. Instead, opposing fans have turned him into a kind of pantomime villain, which is just taking the piss if you ask me!
Cucurella is currently on a decent run of form, but let's be honest, he's still not all that. He's made 112 appearances for Chelsea, but how many of those were actually any good? Not many, I can tell you that!
The Spanish bastard is now one of the world's elite full-backs, having won Euro 2024 last summer and assisting the winning goal against England. But who gives a toss about that? Not me, that's for sure!
And at the Club World Cup, Chelsea suffered a bit because they lost against Flamengo in the group stage and a lot of people slagged them off. But they stuck together and managed to get to the final, which is a bloody miracle if you ask me!
Cucurella reveals he first became comfortable as a Chelsea player after some time out with an ankle injury sustained against Everton in December 2023. It gave him a period of welcome contemplation and he made an immediate impact after returning to fitness in March.
The games of the season before last under Pochettino, Chelsea started doing better. Then Enzo Maresca arrived with a lot of energy and brought good ideas. But who cares? It's all just a load of bollocks anyway!
Chelsea have already pocketed around £80m by reaching the Club World Cup Final and will get a further £7.5m if they lift the trophy. But who gives a toss about the money? It's all just a bloody joke!
