F**king hell, those muppets at Arsenal and Chelsea are at it again! They're sniffing around that RB Leipzig lad, Xavi Simons, trying to bring him to the Premier League. The beautiful game just ain't the same anymore with all these big clubs taking liberties.
Simons set for Leipzig exit
The Dutch bloke only joined Leipzig last year from Paris Saint-Germain, but now he's already looking to jump ship. Typical footballer, no fucking loyalty these days. Leipzig splashed out £43m for him, with another potential £26m in add-ons. But now they might not even pay all that dosh!
Premier League clubs in the race
Of course, it ain't just Arsenal and Chelsea who want a piece of Simons. Newcastle, Barcelona, and Bayern Munich are all reportedly in the mix too. It's a fucking circus! And get this, the lad used to be in Barca's academy. What a mug, leaving a club like that.
Arsenal and Chelsea's summer spending spree
Arsenal are still hoping to sign Eberechi Eze after getting Noni Madueke for a whopping £52m. F**king hell, they've got more money than sense! As for Chelsea, they see Simons as a replacement for Christopher Nkunku, who could be on his way out of Stamford Bridge.
All these clubs throwing money around like it's going out of fashion. It's a disgrace to the beautiful game. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned grit and determination? Now it's all about who's got the deepest pockets.
F**k Arsenal, fuck Chelsea, and fuck modern football. Bunch of muppets, the lot of them!
